"Better Tasting" Doritos My A$$

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Whoever came up with the bright idea of messing with the Doritos formula should be condemned to live out the rest of his life eating nothing but these crappy new chips.

Doritos, which now come in a darker red bag with the "NOW BETTER TASTING!" stamp imprinted on it, better not replace the traditional Nacho Cheesier flavor, which hits my weak spot whenever I crave junk food that's still free of trans fat.

These new chips, crispier yes, but duller in taste and leaves an artificial taste in the back of your mouth, will have you longing for the original recipe. Stay away from this junk and prey that it lasts as long as all those failed Coke varieties.