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Tuesday, November 09, 2004

X-ray technology at London's Heathrow airport

I don't understand why they just don't have us all strip completely naked before boarding the plane at the terminal. It would both speed up the security process and eliminate any chance of grandma packing heat under that sweater she'll no longer be allowed to wear.

Besides, why should airport security personnel get to have all the fun?