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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

From Ethan:

Well, America has decided. That is, the uneducated, misinformed, dogmatic Americans decided.

So let's see what this "educated" Livejournal blogger has to say. Please feel free to leave comments in his journal:

Over the next four years we can look forward to...

1. Prayer in schools

President Bush has never expressed an interest in forcing prayer in public schools. He didn't do it in the last four years and he won't start anytime soon. But I know how horrible God is to Liberals, so their fear is quite understandable.

2. Roe v. Wade overturned

Only if a liberal justice resigns and a conservative one is appointed. This isn't guaranteed despite the gain in the Senate because the Democrats can still filibuster any appointments. I'm sure Ethan's knowledge of our government doesn't permit any further discussion on this issue.

3. Takeovers of Iran and anyone else with oil.

Ah yes, the war for oil rant. Ethan and people who use this line spell their name I-D-I-O-T.

4. A fallout of the middle class

Bahahaha.

5. Our first amendment being stripped

In what way: speech, press, religion, assembly? It's actually the Left wanting to "strip" religion. Read #1.

6. Our second amendment being manipulated into more

I'm not going to even begin getting into this one. Fear them guns, though. We crazy Muther F*ckers!!

7. Lack of balance of power

As was the case since 1996 when President Clinton started the trend of convincing Americans to vote Red as Republicans gradually increased their control of government every time there was a congressional election.

8. Lots of dead young people

Because a President Kerry would have withdrawn every soldier, right? Wrong!

9. And much, much more!

Call me crazy, but I'm feeling optimistic. Then again who knows what will happen after we finally get all that oil.