The Real Dangerous Left

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Now that you've gotten past the idea of 12-year-olds learning about oral sex and masturbation, consider this: left-handed people come out on top in fights.

At least that's one hypothesis mentioned in a study I found on Michelle Malkin's blog. Apparently left-handed people have survived this long by winning out fights against unsuspecting right-handers, because they never anticipated the left hook.

I've always said you have to watch out for us lefties...physically speaking that is. The left-minded have the uncanny ability to self-destruct on their own.