Zombie Intelligence

Friday, September 10, 2004

As you may have noticed I've taken a short hiatus from reviewing movies to take care of some more important obligations. I don't think I've missed much though, considering the large amounts of low-quality films pouring into the multiplexes in the recent months. Of "Resident Evil: Apocalypse," Roger Ebert warns: "If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children."