South Park Does Abortion

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Tonight was the new season premiere of South Park and as expected it was absolutely disgusting; on par with its most egregious and offensive episodes of all time…and that's why I love it.

In tonight's episode, a plastic surgeon turns Kyle into a tall black man, his father into a dolphin and Mr. Garrison into a woman because "people should look on the outside what they feel on the inside." And also because Kyle wants to play basketball but the coach won't let him because "Jews can't play basketball."

With his new sex organs Mr. Garrison goes around parading himself as a whore in the name of Girl Power. When he thinks he's pregnant from sleeping with a bunch of truckers, he proclaims that he finally knows the joy of having a human inside him and the ability to "vacuum it out or scramble its brains" because "a woman can do whatever she wants with her body."

Interesting how that argument is used as a joke to be funny when it's actually what pro-choicers use to debate abortion.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are geniuses. Sick geniuses.